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Funnies Part 2 – Funny Kid Notes

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Whoo-weee!!!

Pardon for my flattery introduction. I’ve just recovered from a fever; but now I’m back, y’all!

It’s been a while since I’ve written about a ‘Funnies’ entry on this site, but hey, I reckon everyone is in need of fun. What’s so good about dressing up like the Grim Reaper and wearing a reverse smile anyway?

It’s time to get cool. It’s time to get excited. It’s time, to get…HAPPY !

*Pharrell Williams song plays in my imagination*

Okay, enough chit chat. We are about to get down to business.

About a week ago, it was just a usual sunny day where there is so little to do, and the wisest choice being to stay indoors, for the heat could bake you like the oven.

I was at home, digging through the piece of technology known as the Internet, when I came across something strange yet adorable and sometimes – for a lack of a better term – disgusting.

No, not in the vulgar sense! I was taking about…you know, kids and things with boogers and other stuff. Heh.

Oh boy, I’m dragging on. Let’s do this!

——————– FUNNY KID NOTES ——————–

 

1.

Kid, I’ve gotta be honest with you.

It’s great to receive a birthday card. You sure are kind enough to post one to your friend, especially in this day and age, while some kids (not all) are too busy tapping their pointy little fingers at a little rectangular alien!

I wonder who is this writer’s first two best friends. Do they receive birthday cards?

 

2.

How adorable.

Rachel wants to get used to touching the brakes on her dad’s car. And she seems to be inviting Shawn…

Wait…

Dang it! I was wrong.

Dear Rachel is actually ending her relationship with Shawn.

Come to think of it, aren’t you all too young to be having this ‘relationship’ thing? I gotta say, it’s way too complicated, even for an adult like me!

The letter is littered with spelling errors. Deliberate? I don’t know. Probably not. Who knows?

A word of advice, kids: don’t go for relationships with ‘potential significant others’ when you are too young to understand it. Marriage isn’t a funny thing; it’s an institution that has to be kept together – if possible – for the rest of your life.

Oh God, I really nailed it right there, didn’t I?

 

3.

No, you did NOT just pull her hair out.

That hurts a lot! Yeah, I know, she’s pretty and all, but you aren’t doing justice to her beauty by ‘collecting’ her hair. That’s an act of violence against her.

She won’t look pretty any longer, if you keep on collecting her hair like that.

Still, I give plus points for minimal grammar mistakes.

 

4.

Let me guess…

The kid is probably still shaken after Mrs. McMahon forced him or her to join wrestling sport, where he got squashed like those wrestlers you see on TV.

Or maybe it’s just another McMahon. My bad.

 

5. 

Everything was going all right with this birthday card…

Except for the right side.

C’mon, man! Stating the obvious isn’t really helpful here. Christmas is a time of the season for joy; it’s a celebration for Christians,  and others who aren’t Christians – but apparently enjoyed holidays just like any other people.

At the same time, people get fat on Christmas! They get fat because they eat more than usual. This actually applies to most holiday celebrations. They will always have a longer supper.

Nonetheless, great effort for drawing. It’s clearly a drawing of a fat kid, so kudos to this future artist.

 

6. 

Whoa! Take it easy, kid!

This kid is certainly pissed. Either Santa got busy dealing with other people’s presents, or the kid had been exceptionally naughty.

 

7.

Honestly, I don’t know whether to admit this kid made an innocent mistake, or that he simply made this one up.

Either way, let’s assume the former. C’mon, look at the horse picture on the top right.

Another thing; this is a kid we’re talking about! No way is he interested in riding ‘Hores’.

Damn! What are the teachers teaching the kids at school?

 

8. 

In my head, this stands out not only as a cool note by a little child, but also a motivational advertisement to tell me to get it all out before starting my day.

My people thank you, unnamed child, for you have helped – to an extent – ease the burden of your precious Mrs. Clark.

Based on the picture, she’s got it!

 

9.

What’s the big idea!?

Dear Mitchell, please don’t kill the innocent little drawing you just made. It only wants to be happy!

 

10.

An innocent mistake.

I can tell there’s a frying pan and fried egg inside the pan, and some other kitchen stuff.

Don’t forget there’s also person who looks like a smiling Skrillex (that guy who had a song with Bieber).

Overall, it’s just a regular mistake that you and I make in everyday life. Still, it’s best to not repeat this one.

 

11.

That’s it, kiddo. Drink that Mountain Dew.

Well, it’s not uncommon to feel excited once you get a new member in the family. I’m pretty sure I felt that way when a tiny kitten came into my life years ago. Sadly, it ceased to exist.

R.I.P tiny kitten with no name.

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All in all, 11 notes were covered. I apologize for the grainy quality of some of the pictures. That I will try to rectify in upcoming editions of Funnies.

I hope you all enjoyed Funnies Part 2 – Funny Kid Notes. Your support in helping me is tremendous. Because of you, I shall continue reaching out to those in need of some entertainment in their lives. It will not be forgotten to keep that halal.

Anyway, my shift is up. I will end this part by saying goodbye, but I’m certainly looking forward to see you again! Join me next time for another Funnies!

 

 

 

Malaysian male. 20+ years old (almost). Libra. 

Speaks both Malay and English. Adjust based on circumstances😉

Proud Malaysian. proud of the country’s heritage😄

shame it’s being dragged down the drain😖but it will get better soon🙏

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Nasran Salleh
Nasran Salleh
Malaysian male. 20+ years old (almost). Libra.  Speaks both Malay and English. Adjust based on circumstances😉 Proud Malaysian. proud of the country's heritage😄 shame it's being dragged down the drain😖but it will get better soon🙏

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