BironTale Chapter 9: More Puzzles!
April 24, 2018
Setem
April 24, 2018

Hello again, dear mutants…
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Nah, just kidding! Hello, dear readers! Welcome to another Funnies entry in this beautiful site! It’s great to finally get my hands on the keyboard and start writing stuff. This beats working in the coffee shop serving 2 customers in 8 hours (No offense intended. Starbucks worker)

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A legendary artist named DJ Khaled once sent a very strong message that shook the world.

The message is…

“Another one.”

Yep, he nailed it. That guy is such a genius and a very motivational figure. A shame that his wife doesn’t treat him right. (Or maybe his Vines are just side shows that don’t reflect his real life? I dunno, man. I need to split Vines and real life)

So, without further ado, let’s look at some over-the-top, hilarious, downright funny yearbook photos from the past till the present day (and possibly the future 😉 )

 

——– FUNNY YEARBOOK PHOTOS ——–

1.

This John *insert name* right here, he’s my dude.

Yeah, Muslim chicks are adorable and pretty. Although, your motive for joining the army has to be re-examined, brother. I mean, you can’t expect to meet Muslim chicks every day. Surely you have to put up with your superior officer from time to time, and he is no Muslim chick.

Maybe. The officer may be a Muslim, but not a chick. (What on Earth am I writing here?)

Besides, don’t you dig chicks of your own kind???

2.

Erm…I don’t know, William. Either that, or you’re using only your left eye when you’re in the church.

 

3.

Theafrican Hawkins?

I have no idea.

It may be wise to call him Thea, though the closest name I could think of is Theo, like that football guy Theo Walcott.

Naming your kid ‘The African’ ? C’mon, man! I’m pretty sure some other names sound better. Try John, Jack, Josh, Corey, or Daniel…

I know he’s black, but that doesn’t simply mean he can’t use other names. We aren’t living in the black slaves time! No more meaningless names, please.

4.

I’d rather the surname be something more ‘family friendly’.

I am thinking, maybe the surname Codomain sounds better.

Anything BUT condom. What on earth?!

5. 

Most probably it’s pronounced different compared to how Americans pronounce this name.

Nonetheless, I feel sorry that these Asians get their names Romanized till they look and sound ‘indecent’.

 

6.

Pretty sure it is a real name. So, let’s skip this one.

 

7.

Oh God, not again.

Let’s assume that the guy’s name is Paul Ennis. What’s wrong with putting the full name on display?

Don’t tell me the school wants to save cost this way!

 

8.

Is that a compliment or a threat?

Well then, ‘F’ you, too…You.

9.

In this day and age, I’m pretty sure you won’t have an issue with that last name, Christopher.

Imagine if a guy or girl has the last name Starlord. Then, everyday at school the teachers will call ‘Starlord, can you do this?’

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No, the last sentence is not an intentional PewDiePie meme reference, even though he did say that out loud…

 

10.

You may be telling the truth, Joe.

Nice name, by the way. And thank you, for reminding about the old nursery rhyme they used to play a long time ago, back when I was a toddler. Now, we get to relive our childhood.

 

11.

This picture must’ve come from the 1980s or 1990s.

With a hair like this, you can’t go wrong with the ladies. They are going to come to you in a crowd! Woo-wee!

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Sadly, I don’t know this guy’s name.

 

12.

Dude, you look just fine. Full stop.

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With a hair like that, you don’t have to worry about hair loss.

 

13.

I love…

The song that this girl refers to. Plain White Ts for the win!

 

14.

With that catchphrase, I can’t take you seriously, Maliha.

Nice name.

 

15.

The teacher in your school is a savage. He (or she) truly is.

Never tell a person that he or she shall not pass. The words are going to bite you back in the butt, as evident in the picture above.

You go, Jucinda! Show ’em who’s boss.

 

16.

Other than the fact that he has a different surname in brackets, there’s nothing wrong in this yearbook.

Bumb is such a grateful individual. This kind of individual is what we need in this current day and age.

Hopefully, the ungrateful, sadistic millenials learn a thing or two from Bumb. Be like Bumb.

 

17.

Nan Yang Qiu, you are most probably both things. That makes you super special, like a PlayStation 4 and X-Box One glued together!

 

18.

My girl!

To me, algebra is like a thing you learn for a good 4-6 months, but after that you barely – or don’t – touch it.

 

19.

*censored name*, you can’t be serious with that quote.

Nowhere in history did I find the great leader MLK Jr. say those words.

 

20.

Picture by: Ainee Fatima https://www.facebook.com/faineemae/photos?pnref=lhc

Whoa there!

Yup, with a beautiful face like that, it may be true.

I’m just saying maybe. Anyway, those Lady Gagas don’t have nothing on you, Rohafa. You go, girl!

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That wraps up this edition of Funnies.

It’s been a tough few days, but I’m glad to be able to get things done. Things like writing this up. Hehehe.

Anyway, my time is up. I hope that you all enjoyed Funnies Part 3 – Funny Yearbook Photos. You laughed like a maniac? I know I did when scouting for all the pictures. Anyway, we shall see each other again, hopefully in future editions of Funnies.

THANK YOU, and goodbye!
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Cheers,
Nasran Salleh

Malaysian male. 20+ years old (almost). Libra. 

Speaks both Malay and English. Adjust based on circumstances😉

Proud Malaysian. proud of the country’s heritage😄

shame it’s being dragged down the drain😖but it will get better soon🙏

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Nasran Salleh
Nasran Salleh
Malaysian male. 20+ years old (almost). Libra.  Speaks both Malay and English. Adjust based on circumstances😉 Proud Malaysian. proud of the country's heritage😄 shame it's being dragged down the drain😖but it will get better soon🙏

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